Alchemist of Time Anointing Oil

You are no longer a prisoner of time. You are an alchemist of time. Connecting to Einstein's theory of relativity, time passes depending on your frame of reference. To become an alchemist of time, we must let go of Newton's theory of time which says time is absolute and is imperceptible and could only be understood mathematically.
This is why time can feel really fast when you are having fun and super slow when you are stuck in traffic and when doing planks! haha

Slow down or speed up as you wish.

Repeat the following as you apply the oil on your pulse points:
"In this moment, I am the alchemist of time.
my perception of time changes as I need it and as I set intention to it. I am both the High Priestess and the Magician. With each breath I go deeper into the realm where time can bend to my will and where time stands still.

Scent: Sweet Tea

A cleansed Crystal Quartz shard is in each bottle to further charge the oil and to act as a shaker

Coconut oil

.5 oz

As with all spiritual products, results are not guaranteed. Sold as a curio.